Take a deep breath. The (Heir) is free!

You are John Egbert, and it has been a few years since the ending of SBURB. Somehow, you and a group of other teenagers have managed to save your planet, Earth. Things have gone back to normal. Well. Sort of. You try not to let the past bother you, but let's face it, life will never be the same again. ((This is a John rp blog! I don't have a completely dead set time period, other than that the game has ended, so I'm pretty open with roleplays! Just message me and I'd be glad to start one with you!))
((My personal blog is http://jubilantaardvark.tumblr.com/ ))

uh, gross.

guys..why do girls in really skimpy clothing keep try to add me on my email? this is really weird..i don’t even know them! like. it’s not even rose or vriska or anything. : B ?

s8xyvriska started following you
adorabloodthirstyasfuck started following you

hey karkat!! and woah. heeeeyyy vriska! ; B hehe..

turntablesgunsanddiapers started following you

hi there! aw jeez. the followers keep getting younger and younger! good thing i’m a practiced babysitter! hehe.

shuppetstrings started following you

hi there! hehe. nice to meet you billy! i’m john! welcome to my blog i guess!! : B

dave-motherfucking-strider started following you
littleangrydork started following you
fioristuck started following you

hehe. hi all of you! welcome to my blog i guess! don’t be afraid to say hi! i know my teeth are kind of scary (: B) but i don’t bite!! haha.

virusstuck-john:

breathoffreshheir:

turntechdave started following you
virusstuck-john started following you

hi guys! sorry it took a while to welcome you, cause bluh bluh life is annoying! haha.

no problem. life is pretty aggravating at times, haha. so how are you, alternate me?

well i’m pretty good i guess! definitely not fighting zombies. haha. how are you?

catastrophic-arachnid

hey vriska!! long time no talk! how have you been? : B

turntechdave started following you
virusstuck-john started following you

hi guys! sorry it took a while to welcome you, cause bluh bluh life is annoying! haha.

femkarkate started following you

oh hey! hehe. this is definitely different! but still, hi! : B

inactive, suggestions?

i feel like i’m url squatting! D: and i am not really active on here anymore. i just wish that i had something to do on here to keep this blog going!! if any of you guys (followers or not) want to give me a suggestion, ask questions, or start a roleplay, i really really encourage it! i’m really friendly, i promise!